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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

13.06.2025 03:55

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : Sure.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

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Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

What is your opinion about homosexuality? Do you think that it is by nature or a choice?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : Because it's month of August.

What do men find attractive in an older woman?

He : Tea ?

Me : Thank you.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Why do flat-earth conspiracy theorists believe that photos from space, including those of satellites, are fake?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

What is your twin flame story?

He : I'm 24.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

What do you think of the 2 female 18 and 19 year-old German tourists, detained in Honolulu, strip-searched, put in green jumpsuits, placed in a holding cell and the next day deported, for the terrible crime of not pre-booking a hotel for their trip?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Why do some young mothers trick a guy into believing that they're pregnant and it's their child when years later they find out that it's not even theirs should he still pay child support or not?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : No

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Would you date/marry a guy younger than you? If no, why not?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Have you worn a tight black mini skirt?

Me : I don't drink

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

J.K. Rowling said that 65% of people in Britain are transgender. Where did she come up with that statistic?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Is it true that most Indian men are gay and they just hide their feelings?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.